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If you are turning 18 in 2020, congratulations! There have been hamsters running for president six years longer than you've been alive!

As of the 2020 election, we've been around for 24 years - since about a year before the 1996 election. For those who don't know or don't remember (or weren't yet born), the race that year was between Bill Clinton seeking his second term, Bob Dole, the Republican challenger, and the illustrious Mister Ganja, the first hamster ever to seek the high office.

This section is a brief look back at each of the candidates who ran between 1996 and 2016 and the highlights of their campaigns.


1996: The Era of Mister Ganja

1998: Miss Ganjette & Scratch

2000: Diddley Squat for President

2002: Potus for P.O.T.U.S.

2004: Diddley Squat V and Bupkes

2008: Vote for Zoey and Zero

2102: It's Diddley Squat VI & Squit

2016: Potus for President!