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Diddley Squat for President! This is the rallying cry of the Hamster For President 2012 campaign. With all the primary votes sorted out, Diddley has been chosen as the nominee. He will officially become Candidate Diddley Squat on the 18th of August at the Hamster political convention in the middle of nowhere or, to put it another way, some place near Casper, Wyoming.

The formal nomination will come just a week after Diddley received his law degree from the University of Hamsterdam. Diddley, whose legal name is Diddley Squat VI, is the son of Beetle and Bitty Squat of Colorado.

The future President is pictured above working tirelessly in his coffice suite at an undisclosed location on the 21st story of a highrise on East Colfax Avenue, which is believed to be in the metropolitan Denver area.

Already several hundred hamsters and other rodents have volunteered to help the campaign. Thousands more are expected to work both on the national and local levels. Duties include fundraising, opinion research, media outreach, policy studies, and much more.

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