Gabe passed away at 2:51 a.m. on the 7th of January 2011


eet Gabe, the official "geekhamster" for the HFP campaign. It's Gabe's hard work and tireless dedication to the cause that keeps this web page online. He is personally responsible for writing all the codes that go into the entire site. Never one to depend on those one-size-fits-all cookie-cutter web design programs, he enters every keystroke by paw.

Gabe was born on the 28th of November 2008. His mother, Zero, was a former vice presidential candidate, running with her sister Zoey as the presidential nominee in the 2008 election. Gabe's father, Langolier, was the campaign's computer hamster before him and he coached his son to follow in his pawprints.

Gabe is a widower and the father of thirteen children. His wife passed away in October - just days after he learned one of their young daughters had died.

The couple's surviving offspring include a son, Beetle, of Colorado, and two other sons, Spook and Phantom, who inhabit the HFP campaign's National Capital Area office in suburban Virginia.

When not working or studying to further his profession, Gabe enjoys shredding paper to make a soft mountain to sleep on. He appreciates rock and roll music, especially "vintage punk" and British classics. His favorites are the Ramones, Jethro Tull and Pink Floyd.