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Tired of your governor? Your senators and representatives? Want new politics everywhere?

GOOD NEWS!!! In response to popular demand, hamsters all over the country are thinking about running for office. Click here to see if there's a hamster running in your city or state. And always VOTE HAMSTER!

Welcome to the Hamster For President Campaign, where peace, truth, tolerance and non-violence are our goals and all the candidates are warm and fuzzy all over!

Are you sick of Washington politics? There is good reason to be. The world "politics" comes from the Latin poly for "many," and "ticks," small, blood-sucking insects. As hamsters, we want no more of that!! The hamster candidate is, in other words, a complete outsider to politics as we know it.

Hamsters are not competing to become leaders. They don't claim to be qualified to "rule" anyone. On the contrary, they believe that there should be no leaders and no followers. We're all equal!

If you are old enough to vote, you are old enough to govern yourselves. And under a rodent administration, that's exactly what you'll do.

Liberate yourself! In every election, national, state or local, vote HAMSTER!!!!




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Your future president
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